At ComicCon with Krishna

I had been living with oodles of butterflies this past few days because of the impending launch of my graphic novel Krishna, Defender of Dharma. For anyone who has written or made anything for public consumption, the living fact of putting something you worked on, which has bits of your flesh and blood clinging to it, to be judged, slashed and made a two second opinion of, is a daunting task. Hence the butterflies.

Andrew Dodd who calls himself the Marketing Wala of the publisher Campfire was a soothing balm on my nerves. He’s fun, relaxed and such good company! The artist, Rajesh Nagulakonda, who frankly should be given way more credit than me for the blue-tinged beautiful visual and poetic journey that Krishna has become. He wasn’t there but we did see a video grab of him looking uncomfortable in front of the camera. He’s  completely opposite when faced with a blank paper and pencil. Just like me!

I did something I had never done before except while dreaming in class. I signed my name on copies of Krishna. The oldest buyer I met was in his 40s and the youngest was 5 years old. For the little girl I wrote: Question everything you read in here. Hope it was good advice.

My first launch has made me learn one very important thing. At the end of it, if your friends are not there with you, you sit alone in the car and drive back home instead of heading off to celebrate and laugh. A special thanks to all my friends who were there to make it a memorable buzzy evening for me: Thej, Dilip, Prasad, Kanch, Giraffe, Kanishka, Arundhuti and others—thanks for the wishes, encouragement and time and effort it took you to reach the venue! I don’t know what I would have done without you all! Hope it was worth it for you all as well 🙂

Now time for some pictures and video grabs.

The video is a bit shaky. I will try to get a better version.

 

Launch of Krishna, my graphic novel!

Campfire will be launching my first graphic novel Krishna in the first Comic Con in Bangalore! It’s  happening over the second weekend of September (8-9 September 2012) at Kanteerava Stadium. The launch starts is on Saturday,  8 September, 2012 at around 7pm. I would love to have any of you out there reading this with me on the occasion.

 

Krishna Graphic Novel

If on Facebook, do like Krishna’s page here. You can pre-order the book from Campfire here.

Freelancing with friends

 

Find freedom from a 9-to-5 job with a little help from social networks

In April, when sisters Sunitha, Mariamma and Soumya Thomas started their online business of selling handcrafted dresses for girls, they found they could not afford the cost of designing and hosting a website. So they decided to go in a different direction—they created a Facebook page for their shop called Little Women, hosted pictures of the products and sold their products through their networks as well as those of their friends.

“On a website, we would have had to invest a lot and figure out how to build traffic, which a small start-up like us couldn’t afford,” says Soumya, who is based in Bangalore, “but on Facebook we already have a network which we can use. All we need to do is share our products with them.” Four months down the line, they have had more than 120 orders.

Illustration by Raajan/Mint

Illustration by Raajan/Mint

Whether you’re selling a physical product, like the Thomases, or your skills as a freelancer, knowing how to use social media, particularly Facebook and Twitter, is now an essential skill.

Considering that 63.50% of Internet users in India are on Facebook, making it the largest social network in the country, according to real-time statistics researcher Socialbakers, this could be a good time to be a freelancer or an entrepreneur on social networks. Here are some useful tips to build your presence across LinkedIn, Twitter and Facebook:

Become the expert

Working as a freelancer requires you to be good at what you do, right? Then why not tell that to people on your social networks? If you are a photographer, write blog posts explaining how your followers can improve their photography, and post your own photos. If you’re a Web designer, share tips that anyone can follow to improve their websites. Retweet and share good content, and answer questions on LinkedIn.

“This way, you position yourself as an expert in the domain and generate leads or business,” says Aditya Gupta, co-founder of Hyderabad-based Socialsamosa.com, a social media consultancy. “Once you are known as an expert in a field, people start sending leads your way,” he says.

Talk about your projects

If you put all your projects on a page or a resume, you’re the only person who knows about them. Social networks aren’t like blogs—you don’t just talk about a project once. Post regularly about the work you do, several times every day. Vishwaraj Mohan, who in December 2010 opened a restaurant-bar featuring live music in Bangalore called CounterCulture, uses the pub’s Facebook page to connect to musicians who will come and perform there. “I do a minimum of five posts a day which include details of shows, our food, media coverage, pictures, videos and such,” says Mohan. More than five times a day starts to feel like spam, but updating up to four times a day is a good idea.

Clean up your mugshot

Is your mugshot the same bearded or sloppy photo which you took early Sunday morning with your laptop? Change it. The mugshot is small but says a lot about you to someone who checks out your profile or timeline on any social network. Your personality, and even the kind of work you might be doing, is formed from that mugshot, so keep it clean and professional. Facebook and Twitter both offer backgrounds in which you can put images to show your personality to the world.

Most of the social networks give options on more than one picture to tell the world about you. Use this well. Use the small mugshot with a clear photo of you as personalisation always helps and use the background space to create a careful collage of your brand’s personality.

Find the right groups

Like LinkedIn, Facebook has groups which has the people you may want to network with. Want to sell your art? Join some city-specific art groups. You will find artists and buyers in such a group. Little Women got a lot many orders because Soumya stumbled upon a Facebook group called Chennai Shopping. “It’s a very active group run by a bunch of women who give honest feedback to a seller. It has both buyers and sellers, making it a market,” she says.

Bangalore-based Ruche M. Mittal, a graphic designer, started a group for women entrepreneurs on Facebook. Called Entrepreneurial, the group has seen active postings of jobs, business suggestions and connections and even media exposure for a lot of members. Media Movements is a well- known media industry group on Facebook.

Connect with prospective clients

As a freelancer, you already know the companies and people you want to work with. Follow them on Twitter and add them on Facebook, not just LinkedIn. Mumbai-based Anuya Jakatdar, a freelance writer and social media consultant, got a chance to work on a Vidhu Vinod Chopra film commercial when she tweeted that she was looking for work a few months ago. “I got a reply from one of the associate directors and ended up doing the project,” she says. She feels that freelancers should get into conversations with people who are in the industry they want to break into. “Tweet and ask for work and keep an eye out for tweets which are looking for work, of which there are many,” she suggests.

Express your personality

You need to reach out to people and make contacts that can lead to projects, but if you’re a holier-than-thou know-it-all, people will avoid you on social media. If you’re connected to people on a social networking site, they’re going to hear from you, a lot, and this requires you to have a personality that reaches out.

 

To read the complete article on the HT Mint website, click here.

Breathe easy

You may be forced to take in the world’s most polluted air, but these simple steps can still help you save your lungs

It’s ironic, really. Even though India is the land where Pranayam (the art of breathing) originated, studies show it’s one of the worst places for human lungs. India was ranked last in air quality and its effect on human health in the 2012 worldwide annual study of 132 countries, Environmental Performance Index (EPI), published in January, and conducted by environmental research centres at the Yale and Columbia Universities, US. Its overall ranking was 125.

“It is odd really how we just take breathing for granted,” says Monica Fletcher, chair of the European Lung Foundation, in an email interview. “People continue to underestimate the impact of chronic lung diseases, not only in India but the world over.” Data released by the European Lung Foundation in June mentions that only 7% of people worldwide are worried about lung diseases like lower respiratory infections, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) and tuberculosis (TB). According to data released by the World Health Organization in 2008, and updated in June 2011, these three lung diseases combined are the leading cause of deaths worldwide.

Yet there aren’t enough doctors with a speciality in pulmonary medicine, says V.K. Vijayan, former director of Vallabhbhai Patel Chest Institute, University of Delhi. The Medical Council of India (MCI) has only recently recognized and allowed a DM (doctor of medicine) in pulmonary medicine.Till date, only three recognized colleges in India which offer the super-specialized study of lung diseases are listed on their website. “The government needs to take the focus away from TB and create awareness of other chronic lung diseases like COPD and asthma,” says Dr Vijayan, “only then will people be able to recognize the symptoms and get timely treatment.”

The key lacunae

It is diagnosis where the greatest delay takes place. Unlike deadly diseases of the heart and other organs, the symptoms for chronic lung diseases are not very different from the common cold or seasonal flu and are not taken seriously most of the time, says Surinder Kumar Jindal, professor and head, department of pulmonary medicine, PGIMER, Chandigarh, who sees the same story being repeated in his OPD every day. “The most common symptoms of any lung disease, even the deadlier ones, are cough and breathlessness, both of which are shrugged off by patients as seasonal or periodic symptoms. Patients land up at my OPD a few months or even years later, when the disease has spread and become serious,” he says.

Ideally, a patient should visit a doctor if the cough or breathlessness doesn’t go away in two weeks because it could be anything from an allergic reaction leading to asthma or COPD, which is a progressive disease that occurs middle- age onwards. While an infection caused by a bacteria or virus will go away with antibiotic treatment—and sometimes without it—chronic diseases stay in the lungs and slowly lead to respiratory failure, explains Dr Jindal.

All it takes to diagnose most of the chronic lung diseases, like COPD and asthma, is a simple 10-minute spirometry test.

“A majority of our population is unaware of the spirometry test,” says Monica S. Barne, head, training department, Chest Research Foundation, Pune. The test, according to Barne, is imperative if you have allergic symptoms (sneezing, runny nose, stuffy nose), are a smoker, or have suffered from lung diseases in the past. “Get your spirometry done regularly to check your airways, just like you routinely get your cholesterol, sugar checked,” she says, adding that it “takes about 10 minutes of your time and costs Rs. 250 upwards per test”.

Here are a few precautions and lifestyle changes that can help you keep your lungs heathier.

Reduce humidityA humid environment is linked to increased wheezing, coughing, and asthma attacks. According to a recent study in the UK, living in damp areas like river valleys, where the humidity is high, leads to lung problems like COPD. High humidity indoors also creates a good environment for dust mites or microscopic pests that love the extra moisture and live in bedding, pillows, mattresses, stuffed toys and carpets—and are a major cause of breathing allergies.

Do

Fix every leak in the home to keep humidity levels under check. Ensure ventilation, remove carpets and treat damp corners.

Keep it airyFeel safe inside your home? According to a fact sheet issued by the World Health Organization in September, nearly 50% of pneumonia deaths among children under 5 are due to particulate matter inhaled from indoor air pollution. Men and women who are exposed to heavy indoor smoke from leaky stoves and burning wood are two-three times more likely to develop COPD. Guidelines issued by the American Lung Association state that if your health symptoms or breathing quality improve when you leave home, there’s a problem in your personal space.

Do

Ventilate your home. Install exhaust fans in the kitchen and bathrooms and ensure that all appliances have an exhaust system. Reduce the use of air conditioners.

Stay away from smokers

It doesn’t matter if you haven’t touched a cigarette in your life. According to a 17-year-long study published in the American ‘CHEST’ journal issue in May, regular exposure to second-hand smoke increases the risk of COPD by up to 130%, concluded the team from the Institute of Geriatrics, Chinese PLA General Hospital, Beijing, which conducted the study. Alarmingly, about 40% of Indian children are exposed to tobacco smoke, says a Union ministry of health and family welfare campaign, “Tobacco Is Eating Your Baby Alive”, launched in February.

Do

Don’t be polite to a guest who wants to light up in your home. Keep away from colleagues who are chimneys, even if you have to miss out on juicy gossip.

Don’t touch cigarettes

It’s a no-brainer that the leading cause for any lung disease is smoking. “It is enemy No. 1 for lungs,” says Dr Jindal. “A cigarette contains more than 4,000 chemicals that can harm the lung and are inhaled directly.” Dr Jindal, who was part of a recently concluded study in 16 cities which mapped prevalence rates as well as risk factors for COPD and asthma for the Indian Council of Medical Research, says they found that 70% of the patients with COPD symptoms were smokers.

Do

If you are a smoker, quit now. If you can’t give it up completely, reduce it. Even reducing your daily cigarette consumption lowers the risk of respiratory disease.

Bite into a broccoliCruciferous vegetables like broccoli can reduce the risk of lung cancer among smokers, according to the study, “Cruciferous Vegetable Intake Is Inversely Associated With Lung Cancer Risk Among Smokers: A Case-Control Study”, by Li Tang and his team from the department of cancer prevention and control, Roswell Park Cancer Institute, US, published in April 2010 in the journal ‘BioMed Central’. “Intake of cruciferous vegetables, especially consumed as raw, was significantly associated with reduction of lung cancer risk among smokers,” said Li. Cruciferous vegetables are rich sources of dietary isothiocyanates which detoxify and inhibit smoke-related damage. But Li warns that the veggies might help delay cancer development only up to a limit. “Smokers, especially those who still haven’t quit, still run a high lung cancer risk,” he said.

Do

Eat crunchy, raw cruciferous veggies like broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, pak choi and kale.

Avoid the city sootParticulate matter is a fine mix of dust, dirt, soot, smoke, vehicle emission and liquid droplets which tends to remain suspended in the air and once inhaled, goes deep into the lungs. “These particles pose a health concern when you breathe them because they settle into your respiratory system and block it,” says Dr Vijayan, “leading to reduced lung function and development of chronic bronchitis.” Long-term exposure can lead to reduced lung function and chronic bronchitis. Short-term exposure can aggravate lung disease, trigger asthma attacks, acute bronchitis and respiratory infections. India ranks among the bottom 10 in the EPI report when it comes to the density of particulate matter in its air.

Do

Limit outside activities to the early morning or after sunset when the pollution levels decrease (depending on the season). Never exercise or do anything strenuous in high-pollution areas like busy intersections and roads. You take in more pollutants when you are panting.

Keep up with PranayamThe yogic deep breathing technique opens up your lungs and helps them perform better, according to a study, “Effect of Short Term Yoga Practice on Pulmonary Function Tests”, published in the ‘Indian Journal of Basic And Applied Medical Research’ in June. Conducted by the department of physiology, VM Government Medical College, Solapur, Maharashtra, the study took 60 MBBS students through 15 minutes of Pranayam in an hour of yoga every day for six weeks and then measured the improvement in their lungs through pulmonary function tests. “Ten minutes of prolonged expiration and efficient use of abdominal and diaphragmatic muscles in ‘pranayam’ every day,” wrote co-author Vinayak P. Doijad, “trains the respiratory apparatus to get emptied and filled more completely and efficiently.” Bhastrika Pranayam, a bellows-type breathing, exercises inspiratory as well as expiratory muscles. Kapalbhati, on the other hand, trains you to make full use of the diaphragm and abdominal muscles in breathing.

Do

Ten minutes of Pranayam learnt with the help of a trained teacher will ensure your lungs perform better in a month.

Run, walk, playExercise helps improve not only your lung health but also that of your children. According to a 2011 study by a group of scientists at the Johns Hopkins University, US, increase in exercise over a two-month period resulted in significant improvement in lung function in the 6-16 age group. “Regular physical activity and exercise improves quality of life, whether you are healthy or you have a lung condition,” says Fletcher. The lung capacity to carry oxygen increases when you are exercising; this makes your blood cleaner and reduces the burden on the heart to do the same thing.

Do

Walk or run for 30 minutes at least three times a week.

Shed the flabThose extra kilos are not only bad for your heart, but also for the organs that do the breathing. According to a July 2011 study by the American Diabetes Association, “Obesity in Adults Is Associated With Reduced Lung Function in Metabolic Syndrome And Diabetes: The Strong Heart Study”, obesity in adults is associated with reduced lung functions, especially in patients who are diabetic. “The lungs of obese people send less oxygen to the blood, leading to breathlessness,” agrees Dr Jindal.

Do

Calculate your body-mass index (BMI). If your index is above 30, you would be considered obese by medical standards. Start your exercise regime now!

Cross posted from HT Mint website

Krishna, Defender of Dharma!

Oh, what a long, long wait! My first graphic novel with Campfire India is about to be released. Just heard of the announcement and bang on Janamashtmi too! Countdown begins to September 10! Tentative date of release 🙂 🙂

 

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If on Facebook, do like its page here. You can pre-order from the site from here.

Will soon tell you when it’s out in the market. Yay!

Vague stats of my new novel

Vague stats of my new novel, originally uploaded by Shwetawrites.

BBM without a berry

You can enjoy instant connectivity even without a BlackBerry – and across platforms

BBM (or BlackBerry Messenger) is popular and cool. According to Ranjan Moses, carrier product manager, Research In Motion (RIM), India, it has over 55 million users worldwide and is one of BlackBerry’s most popular services.

“The reason for its popularity is its speed and reliability,” explains S.R. Raja, co-founder and president, Mobile Monday Bangalore, an NGO that tracks the mobile phone space. According to him, BlackBerry installs dedicated servers at service providers like Airtel and Vodafone which make the delivery of the message speedy, encrypted and reliable. “Since BBM is routed through your cellular network, it works even if your GPRS internet is down,” says Raja.

This capital expenditure, though, means BBM comes at a slight premium over other instant messaging services which use general infrastructure or the Internet. While data plans for BBM start from Rs. 129 for post-paid plans and Rs.5 for prepaid users, according to Moses, 2G data connections cost about Rs. 99 a month onwards or 10 paisa per 10 kb, making them a cheaper proposition. For most users, however, this premium is worth it since BBM messages are encrypted and reach almost instantly across the globe.

However, there’s one limitation to BBM. It’s not available across platforms. “BBM has better interface than other instant messaging services,” says Nikhil Sethi, a Delhi-based management consultant who bought a BlackBerry Pearl last year, “but my friends are mostly not on BlackBerrys”. Sethi is connected to only 15 of his friends through BBM on his BlackBerry. For the rest, he uses cross-messaging platforms like WhatsApp which work for most platforms—iPhone to Android, to Symbian. “WhatsApp directly takes all the contacts on my phone book and lists them in my chat list, so I can connect with them whenever I want without any PIN requirement.”

Raja sees this as the future of instant messaging where people use not one but many chat applications to be in touch with different groups of friends. “Users will not stick to one platform. They will use different applications for different sets of communities,” he says.

We look at the best free-to-use instant messaging apps for you to start experimenting. All you need is a data plan and a smartphone.

Kik Messenger

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There’s no learning curve with Kik’s simple user interface, which has only two buttons—settings and message. After you create a login, you simply click the message icon and start messaging to your friends. Each message you send is encrypted and the user data is deleted from the Kik servers. You can see when the message is sent, delivered and when the other person is typing back to reply. It does not automatically take data from your phone book so you will have to go to settings in order to find friends. The messenger now also supports sending photos and group conversations. Like BBM, another good thing going for the app is that it has a developer relations section called “Apps that Kik”, wherein an app developer can connect their apps with the messaging app. So if you use ‘Angry Birds’ and it’s connected with Kik, your Kik contact list will know how many levels you have crossed. One issue in India is that not many people know about the app. Though the app has over 10 million users worldwide, it still has to work on its numbers in India.

Works on:Apple, Android, Blackberry, Windows 7

Imo

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Have friends spread across all platforms and want to combine them all? Then choose to chat on Imo, which lets you sign in and chat on a number of different services—Google Talk, ICQ, Yahoo, Skype, MSN, Steam, Myspace and Hyves. It offers group chats, you can meet new people, and it saves your chat history. Plus, it allows instant voice messaging. If you don’t have the mobile handy, you can simply sign in and chat from a browser.

Works on:Apple, Android, Blackberry, Nokia Ovi

Yoke Messenger

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Yoke Messenger has a cheerful, cartoon-inspired user interface. You can add your friends’ birthdays through the app and you will get notifications when one is due.

 

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The smartphone recovery guide

What to do when you can’t find your personal supercomputer-phone, and why it is important to inform the police

When Charneeta Kaur, an assistant professor at the Pearl Academy of Fashion, Delhi, realized she had left her Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Mini Pro in a car showroom, the first thing that struck her was not how much it had cost but how much of her personal information had just become vulnerable. A smartphone is not just a calling device but a full-fledged personal computer for many.

“I am permanently logged into my personal and corporate email, WhatsApp, and social networks like Facebook and Twitter. A lot of my private stuff is on my phone, including my photos,” says Kaur. Even though she had a code lock activated, she was sure it could be broken into and misused. “I was afraid that the person who might find it will be able to browse through the data on my phone.” She changed her email, chat and social network passwords.

Lost your phone? Keep the Imei number handy. It can help the police track it.

Lost your phone? Keep the Imei number handy. It can help the police track it.

One thing she didn’t do was complain to the police. “What is the point in filing an FIR? It’s not as if they will find my phone for me,” she shrugs.

But this is where Kaur is wrong, according to Rakshit Tandon, consultant, Internet and Mobile Association of India. The police just might have. “If you have the Imei (international mobile equipment identity) number of your smartphone, your phone can be tracked,” says Tandon, who advises law enforcement officers in cybercrime investigation. Every mobile handset in the world has a unique Imei number. “In India, only the surveillance cell of police can legally track a device through its Imei number, so the first thing to do as soon as you lose your cellphone is to file an FIR,” says Tandon.

If your phone has passwords for email, social networks, ATM PINs, bank account details and corporate documents, one important step is to activate the lock code and the phone tracker, which comes inbuilt with most smartphones. “It’s surprising how many people, even those who are using their phone to access corporate emails and mobile banking, don’t take these two simple steps,” says Tandon.

In 2011, software security solutions provider Symantec conducted a study—The Symantec Smartphone Honey Stick Project—in the US and Canada, leaving smartphones on newspaper boxes, park benches, elevators and other places for passers-by to find. The study, released this March, found that 96% of the phones had been accessed by the people who found them. Of them, 89% looked at personal apps such as social networks, email, online banking and pictures, while 83% looked at “corporate” apps, HR cases, salary, corporate emails and information.

Left your phone on the café table; lost it in a shop; or did it just get stolen? Here’s what to do:

Try and track it

If you cannot locate your phone physically, try the global positioning system (GPS) route. If your GPS was on before the phone got lost, you might be able to get it to ring with a pre-installed remote locator app or security app (see “Protect your phone”).

Windows Phone 7 and iOS 5 come with an inbuilt option to track your phone. All you need to do is go online (on Live.com for Windows, andwww.icloud.com for iPhones), log in with the ID connected to the phone and click on “Find my Phone”. If the phone is on and emitting the GPS signal, you will be able to locate exactly where it is.

Android users can log on to Google Play with their Google account from a browser and install “Plan B” on their phone. Plan B starts automatically and sends your phone’s location to your Gmail address. To locate after 10 minutes, send an SMS to your phone from another phone with the word “locate”. Plan B uses both cell towers and GPS to locate a phone and can even switch on the GPS on some handsets.

If this doesn’t work, call your service provider’s customer care and request they block the SIM immediately.

Secure your data

If you have configured security software like Prey Anti-Theft, go online and wipe off the contents of your phone. BlackBerry has a basic app called BlackBerry Protect which can do it for you (see “Protect your phone”). Unfortunately, most smartphone owners don’t have any security installed.

Make a list of all the apps you had. Emails, apps, social networks, bank accounts—all passwords need to be changed. Changing email passwords is easy. With social networks, it’s a bit trickier. You can change the passwords to directly access Facebook and Twitter, but the third-party apps you have given access to (like Goodreads, Seesmic, etc.) can continue to post or see your social network using your old password. So after changing your password, manually logout from all third-party apps on Facebook and Twitter from the settings page of both social networks.

Most banks also have mobile apps. If you are using one of those, immediately log into the website of your bank and change your password. In case you can’t, call up customer care and have the application blocked.

If you had stored any bank passwords or ATM PINs in the contact lists or SMS drafts of your phone, visit your nearest bank branch and change the passwords.

Spread the word

Social networks are called social for a reason. As soon as your mobile phone goes missing, post about it on all your social networks—Twitter, Facebook, Google+, Quora, Pinterest, etc. If you misplaced the phone in the office, send an email to the whole office about it. Mention specifics about your phone—colour, build and any distinguishing feature like a scratch or a sticker or a case. Spreading the word is always useful, so people can’t use the phone to impersonate you.

Find your Imei number

Imei is a unique code encrypted number on each GSM device. This number is very useful in locating a phone even if its SIM is changed and GPS disabled. It’s written behind the battery of your phone. It can also be found by typing *#06# on a cellphone’s keypad. If your phone is already lost and you don’t know your Imei number, check a past cellphone bill. The Imei number is usually printed by the cellphone service provider on the bill.

Every time a phone logs into a particular network to make or receive calls, its Imei number is automatically emitted and tracked. This gets registered with the service provider. In India, like anywhere else in the world, the police have a database of phones which are in white, grey and black lists, so a phone which is in the black list is known to be stolen. Once it’s reported stolen by you, the Imei number is blacklisted across the country.

If an Imei device on the black list is used to make a call, the police will get to know about it immediately. You should also give your Imei number to the service centres of your handset manufacturer (Nokia, Samsung, etc). There is a chance that they will track the phone if it comes up for resale or reset.

File an FIR

Most city police websites have downloadable and printable FIR formats which can be used to file your complaint. Once you have put in the information about your cellphone (number, device type, last used, service provider and alternative contact details), the FIR should be submitted to the nearest police station. If you don’t want to go through the procedure of an FIR but simply inform the police, you can do that too. For example, you can simply email Delhi Police (delpol@vsnl.com) and inform them about your missing cellphone, says Tandon. You can also visitwww.delhipolice.nic.in/home/helpline/helpline.aspx to check the status of your FIR.

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Death and the desire for immortality

I so don’t like Death. I cringe everyday when I read about it in the newspaper. It happens to a stranger, unexpected when she’s just eating her food. It happens when someone is happy and shopping. It happens after a prolonged, wearisome illness. Every time I read it, I imagine scenes of violent (and can I add rather imaginative) deaths in which I imagine the people I love (not me, for that’s one thing I am not scared of, weirdly). I am not masochistic, I can’t help seeing these images. And they leave my heart palpitating with fear. Makes me cringe. Every time.

I don’t like to talk to Death. I ignore it when it is walking around my house. I wash my hands, again and again and I mutter mantras to protect myself from it. I pray that it would not happen to me or the ones I love. I don’t talk about it to anyone. If there’s a death in someone’s house, I don’t even go there. What if I or someone I love catches that disease? For Death for me (and if you let yourself accept it, for you too) is a disease. It’s a disease that cWilliam_Blake_Satan_in_Gloryatches all of us humans in the end. It’s there, hiding behind in the ends and beginnings of every story, every myth, every philosophy discussion that has happened and will happen. We live to question or solve the idea of death. Death is at all our doors, all the time. And it doesn’t need an invitation to come inside. (My fingers are crossed so that I can ward off Death as I write this blog, for some primal me fears that it will come because I am talking about it).

Death is the reason that immortality is such a fascinating idea to me. Escaping the clutches of Death! Living on forever, without the fear of dying! The very idea to live forever! As a brain in a box of metal, or a Russian avatar, or as a spiritual immortal canoodling with hot naked bodies in a fancy heaven, immortality is a soma which I want to drink from, given a chance. Do you desire it? How much would you want to sacrifice, to give away in your desire of it?

 

 

A few days ago, I created a character who is an immortal in the new book I have been working on. I won’t tell you who he is, but let me tell you one thing I realised as I was working on him. In all his dialogues, in the way he carried himself, the way he spoke, the way he just didn’t laugh anymore, but stared, the way he didn’t gobble up his drink, but just took a sip, as if he had all the time in the world—he just seemed so weary. That was one emotion that I could smell from him. He felt so tired. So weary of living. So exhausted with the idea of continuing to live, on and on, without refreshing himself, ever.

I was surprised at this. After all, he had a boon to live forever! Why wasn’t he enjoying it? Why did it sound more like a curse to me? I hadnt planned on making him to tired, but that’s what I could smell while writing about him.

My immortal character has made me thankful that I would die sometime in the future (small cringe). I don’t want to live through a lot of things—like world wars, famines, deaths all around me. I don’t want to live as the world completely changes around me—adapting again and again to these changes and continuing to learn, adapt, make new friends, see old ones die and wither away. I don’t want to live carrying all experiences —failures, hopes, dreams, successes, sorrow, happiness—as a burden on my bent back.

Nopes, I don’t want to do that.

So bye, bye immortality. I would rather start afresh. Feel differently? Tell me about it!

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yellows at lalbagh, originally uploaded by Shwetawrites.